Before I start seriously offending anyone (you beautiful womenses specifically) out there, lemme clear a few things up:


  1. I refer to women as just about everything but the actual word – woman.  Please don’t read it for face value and get in your feelings.  I use those many other terms SOLELY to keep your attention.  I actually think you bitches women are God’s greatest creation.
  2. I am not really an asshole.  I just have asshole tendencies and say/type whatever nonsense that comes to my head.  I’m actually a pretty nice guy.  Ask all the chicken heads I’ve used for sex.  I lend an ear for them to vent to when they need one…I feed them when they’re hungry…I even ask them how their day was before piping them.
  3. I use the strike through function in an attempt to be humorous.  Sometimes it’s to visually portray my initial inappropriate thought.  Other times it’s to visually discount what my thugged-out, bad-ass alter ego typed before I could come up with the right way to type it.

I ultimately want for you to read The Warped Reality and either laugh, walk away with a different perspective on one of my topics, or a combination of the two.  The last thing I want to do is offend anyone.

That is all for now.  If I think of any more, I’ll be sure to share!

Carry on…

About The Warped Reality

I'm a normal guy (in my world...lol) and I enjoy my daily interactions with the weirdos out there!
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