Monthly Archives: May 2011

The Day I Lost My Virginity

For all you people pervs who opened this and expected a play by play of the best 19.5 seconds of my life, on that class trip, when I got to test drive my first set of lady parts… You’re going … Continue reading

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(Music) Drake – Dreams Money Can Buy

As I said in (Music) Drake – Baby Come With Me, “Drake is one of the few consistent rappers on the scene right now.”  He found his formula and it fcuk’n works!  He knows how to play the game.  He can … Continue reading

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Boys Are Fcuk’n Dumb Too!!! (Happy Haters?)

Thanks to all the dialogue stemming from “Girls Are Fcuk’n Dumb!!!” and “I Ain’t Sorry Bitches,” I decided it’s only fair to pinpoint an area where ninjas are fcuk’n up and share my warped insight on it.  I’ve also elected … Continue reading

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Masturbate With The Shake Weight

I’m sure many of you have seen the Shake Weight advertisement.  If you’re anything like me, you probably thought to yourself “this has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen in my life.” Believe it or not, I’m a … Continue reading

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I Ain’t Sorry Bitches!!!

Soooooooooooo… My last post, “Girls Are Fcuk’n Dumb,” stirred up quite a bit of dialogue.   I got a lot of love for it, but I also caught a lot of flack too…as expected!  Why?  Because I know how a … Continue reading

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(Music) Adele – Rolling In The Deep (Dark Intensity Remix)

Adele’s “Rolling In The Deep” has surprisingly become a huge hit this year.  After releasing the record last year and getting no real love, I chalked it up as yet another great song that simply wasn’t commercial enough to hit … Continue reading

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Girls Are Fcuk’n Dumb!!!

So, I was having a conversation with my home girl last week and she confirmed my conclusion that girls are fcuk’n dumb.  Like seriously, dumb.  The thing is, on one hand I feel bad for her, but on the other … Continue reading

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