Author Archives: The Warped Reality

About The Warped Reality

I'm a normal guy (in my world...lol) and I enjoy my daily interactions with the weirdos out there!

(Mix) 2014 Carnival Sampler (Preview)

Everyone should know by now, Trinidad Carnival is a little over a month away.  And like clockwork, I’ve been damn near living in the gym.  Why?  Because I’m vain and I plan on confidently taking my shirt as soon as … Continue reading

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Time to Get High!

So you know how they legalized marijuana in Colorado?  Well, let’s go there and get baked this post has nothing to do with that. Lemme start by wishing everyone a Happy (not so new) New Year!  I hope you all … Continue reading

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(Mix) Carnival 2014 Jump Starter

Happy Holidays to whoever is reading this shit all my readers!  I pray that you are enjoying time with the ones you love. As you should may know, Boxing Day marks the beginning of every carnival season.  And what better … Continue reading

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Party for a Cause @ Euphoria

Know that warm and fuzzy feeling you get when you do something good to benefit your community, the less fortunate, or your neighbor’s weird-ass kid? Couple that with the hot and sweaty satisfaction of partying hard and you’ve got the … Continue reading

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Eyes Wide Shut 9 Update

When DJ Private Ryan gets called to duty at Eyes Wide Shut 9 (EWS 9) he gets excited…when he gets excited he attempts to break dance…when he attempts to break dance he literally breaks a leg (and several other body … Continue reading

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(Mix) Eyes Wide Shut 9 Sampler

Can’t wait for doors to open at Eyes Wide Shut 9 (EWS)?  Still contemplating whether or not you’re coming procrastinating on buying your ticket?  Got plans already and trying to figure out how to get out of them?  Or maybe … Continue reading

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Eyes Wide Shut 9

Temperatures are starting to drop, it’s already getting darker a bit earlier in the evenings and hemlines are heading south.  *teardrop*  So you know what that means: summer’s wrapping up and making way for fall.  And what’s an awesome way to kick … Continue reading

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