- I refer to women as just about everything but the actual word – woman. Please don’t read it for face value and get in your feelings. I use those many other terms SOLELY to keep your attention. I actually think you
bitcheswomen are God’s greatest creation.
- I am not really an asshole. I just have asshole tendencies and say/type whatever nonsense that comes to my head. I’m actually a pretty nice guy. Ask all the chicken heads I’ve used for sex. I lend an ear for them to vent to when they need one…I feed them when they’re hungry…I even ask them how their day was before piping them.
- I use the strike through function in an attempt to be humorous. Sometimes it’s to visually portray my initial inappropriate thought. Other times it’s to visually discount what my thugged-out, bad-ass alter ego typed before I could come up with the right way to type it.
I ultimately want for you to read The Warped Reality and either laugh, walk away with a different perspective on one of my topics, or a combination of the two. The last thing I want to do is offend anyone.